Who Needs a Billiard _____?

[TCo]

So with great fear of offending the owner/operator of this fine forum, I submit the following:

Seeing what I though was an intentional pun with WNABCouch, to find it was a simple mystipe, consider other potential mystipes:

Who Needs a Billiard _____? :
mooch
leach
touch
clench
clutch
coat
crotch
crouch
crutch
poach
pouch
roach
coast
cinch
church
clinch
peach
reach
crunch

Any additions?

Tony

[Josh]

Slouch

[Mike Fieldhammer]

Funny stuff gentlemen.

Who Needs (a) Billiards when there's snooker on the telly?
Who Needs a Billiard Thumb? I do.